Terms & Conditions
Welcome to Moving Hell. If you’re here reading the Terms & Conditions, either you’re extremely bored or legally cautious — either way, good for you.
1. Using Our Site
By accessing https://movinghell.com, you agree to the following simple truths:
- We provide information, entertainment, sarcasm, and possibly a bit of rage.
- You use our content at your own risk. If you rent a truck that’s too big and crash into a tree, that’s on you, not us.
- No, we don’t offer moving services. Don’t email us asking for a quote. Seriously.
2. Content Disclaimer
We try to be accurate, helpful, and hilarious. But sometimes we might be wrong (we’re human-ish). We’re not responsible for:
- Moving disasters caused by following our advice.
- Your in-laws getting mad because we made fun of their moving habits.
- Emotional trauma caused by reliving your last move.
3. Intellectual Property
All content on this site — articles, jokes, rants, images — belongs to us unless otherwise stated. Don’t steal our stuff. If you want to share, give credit and a backlink. It’s not that hard.
4. Third-Party Links & Ads
You’ll see links and ads from third parties like Google AdSense. We don’t control them. If you click something and end up buying a 12-piece moving strap set that breaks on day one — that’s between you and Amazon, not us.
5. Privacy
We respect your privacy. For details on how we collect and use your data (without selling your soul), read our Privacy Policy.
6. Limitation of Liability
We’re not liable for anything that happens to you from using this site, reading our content, or laughing too hard while lifting boxes. You assume full responsibility for your own life and your own bad moving choices.
7. Updates to These Terms
We might update these terms whenever we feel like it (or when our lawyer gets nervous). Check back from time to time. By continuing to use the site, you agree to whatever nonsense we’ve added.
8. Contact Us
If you have questions about these terms (or just want to tell us your worst moving story), email us at info@movinghell.com.
Last updated: July 14, 2025
TL;DR: Don’t steal, don’t sue, don’t blame us if your sofa doesn’t fit through the door. We warned you.